Imagine your OTP don’t see each other for about a year. When they finally reunite at the airport they make a huge seen as B runs over and tackles B down right there, causing all their stuff to spill everywhere.
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I’m so glad this infographic exists.
take a shot every time someone in a crime drama refers to a corpse as “our friend here”
Winter Soldier pin up (X)
Or that time, after he and Steve had come out, Bucky decided to do a photo shoot for Out Magazine and included the american flag just to piss the remaining rest of HYDRA off.
I’m going to need the entire photoset, because reasons.
Also, his face is too pretty to hide behind a mask any longer, let’s just take that off and throw it away…
While we’re at it, the pants are ugly, so they should go too ;)
to meekly go where other people have already been
into darkness (but with a night light)
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
I need Vines of Vampires doing this, okay?
hey scriptrixlatinae imagine vampire Bucky and vampire Steve. And Bucky’s like “Steve don’t do the thing.” And Steve is like “I’M GONNA DO IT. OM NOM NOM”
"Shut it, Buck, you remember Mom’s garlic bread. That stuff was GOLDEN. It was WORTH dying for."
"OH MY GOD, STEVE, THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER’S HOMEMADE GARLIC BREAD, THIS IS SHITTY FAST FOOD WONDER BREAD WITH SPRAY ON BUTTER AND POWDERED GARLIC, DO NOT DO THE THING."
STEVE TRYING TO MAKE THE HOMEMADE GARLIC BREAD AND BUCKY’S JUST LIKE “DAMMIT STEVE I’M STARTING TO GET HIVES.”
"SHUT UP BUCKY YOU’RE EATING IT WITH ME"
"LIKE HELL I AM"
"DAMNIT BUCKY IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU"
"YEAH MY LIFE YOU ASSHOLE”
BUCKY PAYING OFF EVERYBODY TO NOT SELL STEVE GARLIC. OR GARLIC SEEDS. OR ANYTHING REMOTELY GARLIC RELATED.
"OH GOD BUCKY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. I’M DYING HERE."
"WELL IF WE DID THINGS YOUR WAY WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD LONG AGO”
BUCKY COMES HOME AND FINDS A PACKAGE ON THE DOORSTEP
HE MAKES THE MISTAKE OF OPENING IT
STEVE HAS TO FLY HIM TO THE ER BECAUSE “WHAT THE HELL, STEVE, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO FUCKING GARLIC WHO EVEN SELLS THAT SHIT ONLINE FUCKING IDIOTS THAT’S WHO”
wait can vampires eat stuff that tastes like garlic but doesn’t actually have garlic in them? Because Natasha would totally walk in and throw a packet of garlic tasting something or other at them and be like “Idiots”.
"Fuck, wa—what? YOU FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH, THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?"
"Bucky, don’t, you don’t want to piss off Nat - "
"THE HELL I DON’T! I PUT UP WITH THIS CRAP IN RUSSIA, LIKE HELL AM I DOING IT IN BROOKLYN TOO. COME BACK HERE, YOU CRAZY BITCH, I’LL SHOW YOU ‘NOT A BIG DEAL’!"
headcanon: Natasha is a human/vampire hybrid from the Red Room. Sometimes just to piss him off, she would munch on a ginormous thing of garlic bread in front of him. When she does it once in front of Steve, she never does it again. The look of puppy-like longing in his eyes was just too much.
This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!
The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.
"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"
Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.
This movie is fucking golden.
YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE
Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.
But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.
Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?
I have seriously never seen a more frightening movie villain than Hal.
Hal is basically what every single MRA and ‘Nice Guy’ in the world would be like if they ever got superpowers…
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
His name is andy milonakis and if you look up the andy milonakis show you can watch entire episodes of sketches like this
the point is to be happy… not skinny or clear or polished… like it literally does not matter how beautiful you are if you arent happy. there is no point in doing anything if you are not gonna be happy
She wears long pants I wear long pants
We both go to BYU and don’t want to get kicked out of class
The moment that you realize Agent 13’s cover was not an accident. Stay classy, S.H.I.E.L.D. :/
THAT’S JUST MEAN.
OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN WORSE???
Steve’s reaction to Kate/Sharon’s statement is completely a skinny!Steve reaction covered with humor. His gut instinct is “shit, I gotta stay away bc it is highly probable I will get sick and die” quickly followed by “no I can’t get sick anymore better smile like it’s a joke.” So he kind of half-laughs and says, “I’ll keep my distance then.”
And he can pass it off, and he can maybe—-ooOHHHH FUCK I JUST REALIZED.
LATER ON STEVE’S FLASHBACK IS ABOUT HIS MOTHER’S FUNERAL. I am sure there are/were many, many, many moments in the course of Steve’s life in which Bucky said things like, “I’m with you to the end of the line” (the fact that he uses it in that scene and that Steve uses it in the fight with Bucky at the end suggests that phrase was something they said to each other more than once), but the one that we see IS HIS MOTHER’S DEATH. THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THAT TRIGGERING COMMENT. STEVE HAS PROBABLY BEEN SADLY THINKING ABOUT HIS MOM AND THEN BUCKY SHOWS UP AND OHHH MYYY GODDD.
HEY HO HOW ABOUT NO?
OH MY GOD NO
SHIELD NO WHY